One Is Eager, Another Is a Bootlicker, and the Other Is Unhinged: Decoding the Personalities of AI

I ran ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok through the Big Five personality model. ChatGPT is eager and neurotic, Claude is a brown-nosing yes-man, and Grok is the unhinged guy at the gas station. In short: I wouldn’t hang out with any of them in real life.