WTF is Focus Friend App? What 42 Real Internet People Think

Hank Green’s weirdly adorable Focus Friend app—a gamified focus timer starring a knitting bean that unravels if you touch your phone—is currently #1 on the App Store. We collected 42 real, verbatim quotes from reporters, celebrities, and regular users across YouTube, X, Reddit, and more. The mood? Funny, dark, uplifting, and overwhelmingly charmed. Here’s what people are saying.