How I Passed a GEO Test in 10 Minutes and Scored 100% on the Whole Thing

I passed a 4-hour Generative Engine Optimization certification in under 10 minutes with a perfect score. Watched zero videos, went straight to the assessments. The credential is real and so is the data point. The certification industry runs on a 2-3 year delay behind practitioner reality, and AI SEO is the current example.